THIS IS HOW YOU CELEBRATE YOUR 10th BIRTHDAY!
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THIS IS HOW WESTWOOD CELEBRATES IT'S 10th BIRTHDAY!
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"Surprise" birthday party. |
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"Surprise" 10th Anniversary party for our employees.
(Oops...) |
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Cake and ice cream. |
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Lobster and napkins. |
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Punch. |
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Mikey's "special" Kyrandian punch (a.k.a. "Malcolm's Revenge") |
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Rude neighbors, dim classmates, and geeky cousins invited
("Happy birthday. Where's the punch?") |
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Gratuitous press and industry posers invited. ("Your games are
so cool! KQ6 was great! Where's the punch?") |
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Get un-fun clothes (underwear and SOCKS!!) from Mom
and the parents of your geeky cousins. |
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Get a cool new 3D logo AND Tenth Anniversary insignia. (Maybe
we'll make custom socks...) |
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Mom pulls out really embarrassing baby pictures and goes on
about how you used to wet your diapers. |
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Press pulls out really embarrassing re-reviews of "A Nightmare on
Elm Street". |
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You play "Pin the tail on the Donkey". |
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You play C&C - and kick some butt! |
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You go watch Disney's The Lion King. |
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We co-produce Disney's The Lion King (SNES, Sega Genesis).
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Dad says how all grown up you look, outgrowing your jeans
"at the big One-Oh." |
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Growing Westwood's so crowded, closets and bathrooms are coveted
office space! |
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Get a nifty bike for a present. |
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Westwood Studios gets a nifty Web page for a present.
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